Why Poking Bitcoin with a Stick Makes the Price Go Up: A Magical, Statistical, and Hilarious Exploration

Poking Bitcoin with a magical stick-a metaphor for viral memes, perfect timing, and community hype-can send its price soaring, but only if the stick is truly enchanted. Not every stick works; only those infused with meme power and luck can move the market, showing that sometimes, laughter and hype have as much influence as financial analysis.