Eat Your Brains. Wonkette One-A-Day, June 3, 2026 The article notes a decline in zombie pop culture ubiquity and then details several news items from Wonkette’s day. These include political statements from DHS Secretary Marwayne Waynemark Mullin, controversial actions by former Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino, Scott Pelley’s exit from CBS News, and the Trump administration’s policies on vaccines and national intelligence appointments.

• Zombie pop culture phenomenon appears to be waning.
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• DHS Secretary Marwayne Waynemark Mullin stated the agency will abide by the Constitution, law, and federal court orders, unless judges are deemed ‘woke’.
• Former Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino is associated with Nazis.
• Scott Pelley was reportedly removed from CBS News for having too much journalistic integrity.
• The Trump administration is reducing recommended childhood vaccines despite rising disease rates.
• Bill Pulte, accused of mortgage fraud, was appointed Director of National Intelligence due to his willingness to do Trump’s bidding and lack of experience.
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