Don’t Worry! That Was Almost Certainly the Last Graham Platner Scandal! The Platner campaign asserts that Graham Platner is too masculine to have a large shoe collection, metaphorically suggesting that while he has no literal skeletons, there might be ‘stuff’ regarding allegations. They compare him to other politicians and argue that character should not matter in this election, urging voters to send Platner to the Senate. The campaign contrasts Platner with Susan Collins, presenting her as the worse alternative and advising voters to focus solely on Platner’s policies.

• Graham Platner’s campaign denies any further scandals or ‘shoes dropping’.
• The campaign suggests that ‘allegations’ might emerge but dismisses them, comparing Platner to other politicians with questionable pasts.
• Voters are urged to disregard character concerns and focus on Platner’s policies.
• The campaign presents Susan Collins as the undesirable alternative.
• The article concludes by advising against getting hopes up for ideal candidates.